fad diets and pinterest are so weird I just found a recipe for “skillet pizza” like bruh you really think frying cheese and pepperoni in a pan is gonna be *that much* better cos it doesn’t have crust so it’s low carb? come on now
This is where I document the fact that I spend too much time on the internet.
I love you.
it’s 48 degrees out and I have my windows open and I can smell someone barbecuing I frickin love western new york
The “this is my butt” dance? Or are you and your mom suddenly really good at twerking?
its definitely a variation. i just have wiggly hips
keep waking up to facebook photos of my friends bein’ super cute they need to be stopped
my mom and i do this “dance” where we basically don’t move anything except our butts and every single person I’ve met in grad school thinks it’s the most incredible thing and are incapable of doing it
my friends are cute and I hate them
[voice of the little kid from that one ep of are you afraid of the dark] I’m Cold